Oct 19 2014 22:59 133,588 notes


I need to print this out and mail it to all my biffles tbh

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Oct 19 2014 6:26 867 notes

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Oct 19 2014 4:22 2 notes

Tagged by Stubbs

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

URL: http://yourpalbadger.tumblr.com/

Name: Joshua

Nickname: Badger

Birthday: November 18, 1992

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Height: 6’3

Time Zone: Uhh…

Current time and date: Exactly 3:00 AM (The time when bad shit happens in scary movies) October 19th

Average hours of sleep: 9-12 hours.

The last thing I Googled was: “Gengar Sludge Wave”

My most used phrase(s): (Insert extremely offensive & vulgar phrase), “Looks like shark week in here”, “Fantastico!” “Nice memes”

First word that comes to mind: Toxic

Last thing said to a family member: “Girl cat or not, I’m gonna keep callin’ it Spartacus.”

One place that makes me happy and why: My bed, but only when I’m feeling tired. Especially if it’s dark out, cold and raining. The perfect combination to make a comfortable, calming sanctuary.

How many blankets I sleep under: One to two, half my body usually exposed while I’m snuggling with the second blanket bundled up on my person.

Favorite beverage(s): Cream Soda, Brisk Tea, Milk

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Godzilla

Three things I can’t live without: Porn, Cats, Video Games

Something I plan on learning: How to play Guitar so I can actually make use of the two that I own.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t be too eager to move out of your parents house - Stay for as long as you can and save as much money as possible. Always have a plan B, and a plan B for that plan B.

  • I tag Roach Man  (no one follows my blog ayyyy lmao.)

Oct 19 2014 4:06 187,457 notes

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Oct 18 2014 8:34 3,656 notes


Halloween ghosts giveaway!

In celebration of both Halloween, and my nearing 100 followers, I’ll be giving away 12 Shiny pokemon! 


  • You don’t have to be following me.
  • Likes and Reblogs count, but only one of each will get an entry! 
  • I’ll be using a random number generator to pick the winners
  • You’ll be given one week to respond, or the prize will be given to someone else!

    • Must have a 3ds, pokemon XY, and be willing to exchange friend codes.


1st place: Shiny Pumpkaboo, Banette and Gastly

2nd place: Shiny Froslass, Misdreavus and Duskull

3rd place: Shiny Cofagrigus, Shuppet and Sableye

4th place: Shiny Doublade, Haunter and Lampent

This give away will be ending on November 1st!

Happy Halloween everyone!

Oct 18 2014 8:31 24,141 notes


Babbyyyy <3

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Oct 14 2014 10:48 259,336 notes


people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

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